I'd really like to invite more works given this common theme.
For instance:
Tsunamis are dangerous things. Tsunamis occur most often in the Pacific and Indian oceans. There are many dangerous things in the Pacific and Indian oceans, like sharks and pirates. Tsunamis are even more dangerous than sharks and pirates! Tsunamis kill people and knock down trees!
The ancient Cretians believed that Tsunamis were caused by a big bull under the earth. They would send sacrifices to the bull to make sure he did not shake the earth and cause earthquakes and big waves. Modern scientists have ignored the customs of the ancient Cretians. At their own peril! Tsunamis kill people and knock down trees! They will die horrible deaths under the big waves which drag them out to sea and drown them in the waters!
The Greeks believed that there was a god of the sea who invented horses and controlled the weather. His name was Poseidon. Perhaps these modern scientists should try to appease Poseidon to help prevent future Tsunamis. Tsunamis are giant waves that occur after earthquakes in the oceans. The giant waves kill people and knock down trees! These modern scientists should try everything in their power to prevent the death of people and the knocking down of trees. Even if it means worshiping a god they don't believe in who has the power to control these natural disasters!
One has to admit there is a certain attraction to this style. The repetition of extreme statements seems to appeal to many people, sometimes even if those statements are questionable or false. This may prove an important insight into our current political system...
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