2004-11-12
Informed Comment on Iraq Situation
2004-10-01
Progress Quest
Then Progress Quest is for you!
2004-08-31
Deceptive Labeling in Fruit Juice
Ignorantly satisfied with the sweet nectar draining down my gullet I had no idea that I had been sucked in to a rather nefarious marketing ploy.
The front of the label states quite plainly that this drink is "Made with REAL Fruit Juice". Perhaps the capitalization of "Fruit Juice" should have been my first clue, as it sounds like something Microsoft would trademark (Money, Office, Window, etc.). Next were the juxtiposed supposed contents, or rather flavor, of the liquid: "Peach Papaya". Below is an enticing image of sliced peaches and papayas dancing in splashes of the liquid which is probably intended to be the drink in question. All of these indications seem to suggest that this drink is a wholesome mixture peach and papaya juices, probably watered down and sugared up to meet the demented tastes of American children.
As one shifts the bottle around towards the ingredients list, one notices the markings indicating a five percent juice content. This is the first disappointment, but not particularly unexpected. Given that the juice is probably from concentrate and then watered down, 5% seems reasonable, if slightly disappointing. But then you get to the ingredients list: Water (okay, water is a good start, most drinks are mostly water), High Fructose Corn Syrup (right, "sugar", or something close to it. I don't like HFCS very much for various reasons, but maybe I'll post about that later), Filtered Pear Juice From Concentrate (what??!? What's PEAR doing in my PEACH PAPAYA drink? well maybe it's just a filler) .... and then into the various preservatives, colorings, and a reference to "Natural Flavors".
So what's the deal? Are these "Natural Flavors" they write of hiding my peach and papaya juices?
If that wasn't bad enough, this drink has twice the amount of sugar, at 28 grams, as at least one candy bar I am looking at (14 grams). Or so you would think. Then you notice that it's 28 grams per serving, and the bottle contains "2.5 servings". Maybe it's time to switch back to good ol' diet coke... or maybe Jolt.
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2004-07-28
In the interest of political commentary...
Macho Picachu
My brother and I spent some time in peru. Well, really it was me, my brother Michael, and Michael's friends Gerald, Wanda, and Sue.
Okay, so Gerald was more Sue's husband than Michael's friend, and at times the relationship was a little less than amicable, but for the most part we all got along okay.
The angles of machu picchu really amazed me. How was this city built? How were the terraces laid against the sheer cliffs and how did they discover this place at all? Who architected the elegant drainage system and paths of fountains which channel through bores in giant carved stone? Was this city really buildt in a single lifetime as historical events suggest? Was it really the Inca that did this in less than one hundred years of reign?
The Inca are perhaps the most tragic of civilizations. They built an empire in a few years that covered as much land as the Romans did at their height, without writing, without steel, without even the wheel to their aid. They built monuments comperable to those in Egypt, Rome, and Greece, many of which are deserving of being called "Wonders". And then they were forgotten. A hundred years after Machu Picchu was built it was already forgotten by the native peoples.
When, five hundred years later, the spaniards came in conquest, noone was even able to imagine that this beautiful place existed a few miles north of the capital city. Monuments designed and buildt to last thousands of years only lasted dozens.
2004-05-12
War
Potrero Spring War is an event which I consider one of my Old Stomping Grounds. In past years this event has been a lot of fun, an excuse to go get drunk, a way to relieve stress through violence and flirtations and all around removal from the standards of society, and most of all, a common ground on which to bring many of my friends together.
As the fighting style that I am privy to seems to have died away in a puff of politics, War has become more of a social event for me than anything else. It is a good excuse to take a day off work, truck on down to San Diego, and see all the people that made leaving SD harder than it should have been. Two days at war is enough for me nowadays, and so I plan on going for two days, going to some parties, talking to what people I can find there, and then take a day or two to find the people that won't be at War.
Then there is one other event I must take care of on this trip. My grandmother passed away over a year ago, and having lived in the Cochella valley for most of her adult life, she wished to have her ashes spread during a desert bloom. I don't know whether there will be a bloom come memorial day, but most of my grandmother's descendants will be in the area, which makes this as good a time as any. If there is not a bloom, then perhaps the ashes will help to fertilize the next one, in which case I suppose my grandmother's wishes will have been met in spirit, if not to the letter.